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40 Funny English Translations Fail in China

It's a number one list in Lonely Planet latest edition...


So we chop their head off, and cook them...

As if the kidnappers would give you a chance to call huh?

In Guangdong Province we ate everything...including perverts

Because they like to scare people and give you some nice ass-whoopin'.

Please clean up before you die. Thanks!

Hotness Level : Above 9000!!!

Nice discount for Grim Reaper only...

Manicure set for real man only...

And make sure he never sees another sunrise...

Poor duck...

Will burn fat and put more curves in your hips...

They don't give a d@mn about your order anyway...

Can I get a f*cking heart exam too?

This supermarket is definitely not a PG-13...

For emergency situation only!

And cry gracefully after that...

Quick, grab it!

Oh, stop it...you...

Freshly cut...

Such irresistible offer.

Shhhhhh!!!!!!

I see what you did there, Magneto...

Heritage of Qin Dynasty.

No kidding please!

Because divorce was too complicated.

All muscle and no brain indeed.

We sell yellow ones and black ones...fresh from the toilet...

They even eat cats...and children?

No camera please!

Hot mushroom groped by vegetables!

Because setting fire to the rain is too mainstream!

For New Year's celebration.

Made from Adamantium.

Effectively reduced the population.

The sheeps needs you.

Because falling down normally is too mainstream.

They even cooked wikipedia!!!

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